Posted by Johnny Robish on August 25, 2012 - 8:16pm
Rosie O’Donnell Has Heart Attack: Rosie O’Donnell posted on her blog that she suffered a heart attack immediately after having helped an “enormous woman” get back to her car. Sadly, that “enormous woman” who Rosie helped to get back to her car turned out to be herself.
Porn Actor Admits to Hiding Syphilis Results: Porn actor Mr. Marcus has come out and identified himself as the performer responsible for the current syphilis outbreak that has shut down production in the San Fernando Valley. I’m so shocked at the dishonestly. Folks, if we can’t trust our porn actors, who can we trust?
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Theoretical Mathematician Dies at 65: William P. Thurston, a theoretical mathematician who revolutionized understanding of the structure of three-dimensional spaces and won the Fields Medal, has died at the age of 65. His math colleagues are planning a big funeral, just to demonstrate that there’s strength in numbers.
Developing the Brain of a Driverless Car: A team of researchers with Stanford University plan to scan the brain of professional racing driver Brian Redman in an effort to improve computer algorithms used in driverless cars. Unfortunately for the public safety, budget cuts forced them to settle on scanning the brain of another driver of some notoriety instead - Lindsay Lohan.
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Alabama Man Fights to Keep Wife Buried in Front Yard: An Alabama man is fighting to keep the remains of his late wife in the grave he dug for her in the front yard of his home, just a few feet from the porch. Kind of makes you wonder just how much of a fight can she actually be putting up - being that she’s dead and all?
Porn Actor Admits to Hiding Syphilis Results: Porn actor Mr. Marcus has come out and identified himself as the performer responsible for the current syphilis outbreak that has shut down production in the San Fernando Valley. I’m so shocked at the dishonestly. Folks, if we can’t trust our porn actors, who can we trust?
http://johnnyrobish.com
Theoretical Mathematician Dies at 65: William P. Thurston, a theoretical mathematician who revolutionized understanding of the structure of three-dimensional spaces and won the Fields Medal, has died at the age of 65. His math colleagues are planning a big funeral, just to demonstrate that there’s strength in numbers.
Developing the Brain of a Driverless Car: A team of researchers with Stanford University plan to scan the brain of professional racing driver Brian Redman in an effort to improve computer algorithms used in driverless cars. Unfortunately for the public safety, budget cuts forced them to settle on scanning the brain of another driver of some notoriety instead - Lindsay Lohan.
http://johnnyrobish.com
Alabama Man Fights to Keep Wife Buried in Front Yard: An Alabama man is fighting to keep the remains of his late wife in the grave he dug for her in the front yard of his home, just a few feet from the porch. Kind of makes you wonder just how much of a fight can she actually be putting up - being that she’s dead and all?
