Posted by Johnny Robish on September 8, 2012 - 9:06pm
Record Heat in US Recorded: A new report finds that the past 12 months have been the warmest on record for the mainland United States. Its been so hot that what little bread I had left in my bank account is now toast.
US Obesity Rate Growing: Drawing on new government data, Duke University researchers predict that by the year 2030, the rate of severely obese Americans will have doubled to 11 percent of the population. Critics say the researchers are nothing but big fat lairs.
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Angry Man Crushes Police Vehicles With Tractor: A Vermont man who was reportedly upset at police about his recent arrest for resisting arrest and marijuana possession, took a big farm tractor and rolled it across police vehicles — crushing five marked cruisers, one unmarked car and a transport van. That’s crazy! Makes you wonder just what the hell has that guy’s been smoking?
Chevy Volt Outselling Corvette: New data show that so far in 2012, Chevy has offloaded 7,057 Volts, compared to the Corvette’s 5,547 sales. Analysts say no one should be shocked by the Volt sales figures.
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One Million Dishwashers Recalled: USA Today reports that more than a million GE dishwashers are being recalled. Wow, GE must have a really huge cafeteria to employ a million dishwashers.
Bright Screens Inhibit Sleep: U.S. scientists found that exposure to devices with self-luminous "backlit" screens causes melatonin suppression that can lead to sleep problems. Then how come I always seem to fall asleep while I’m watching TV?
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US Obesity Rate Growing: Drawing on new government data, Duke University researchers predict that by the year 2030, the rate of severely obese Americans will have doubled to 11 percent of the population. Critics say the researchers are nothing but big fat lairs.
http://johnnyrobish.com
Angry Man Crushes Police Vehicles With Tractor: A Vermont man who was reportedly upset at police about his recent arrest for resisting arrest and marijuana possession, took a big farm tractor and rolled it across police vehicles — crushing five marked cruisers, one unmarked car and a transport van. That’s crazy! Makes you wonder just what the hell has that guy’s been smoking?
Chevy Volt Outselling Corvette: New data show that so far in 2012, Chevy has offloaded 7,057 Volts, compared to the Corvette’s 5,547 sales. Analysts say no one should be shocked by the Volt sales figures.
http://johnnyrobish.com
One Million Dishwashers Recalled: USA Today reports that more than a million GE dishwashers are being recalled. Wow, GE must have a really huge cafeteria to employ a million dishwashers.
Bright Screens Inhibit Sleep: U.S. scientists found that exposure to devices with self-luminous "backlit" screens causes melatonin suppression that can lead to sleep problems. Then how come I always seem to fall asleep while I’m watching TV?
http://johnnyrobish.com
