Posted by Johnny Robish on April 26, 2012 - 8:36pm
Pizza Hut Offers Cheeseburger New Pizza: Pizza Hut has introduced a new pizza that contains multiple cheeseburgers stuffed within the crust. Pizza Hut strongly recommends following-up any cheeseburger pizza with their new Creme Brulee dessert which features generous portions of beta blockers, statins and anticoagulants baked right into the crust.
Bird Strikes Pose Ongoing Danger to Aircraft: As birds continue to collide with planes in alarming numbers, the Federal Aviation Administration is working with the Agricultural Department and the Air Force to reduce the dangerous collisions. Sounds to me like who they really need to be consulting with is Alfred Hitchcock.
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Metta World Peace Throws Vicious Elbow: Metta World Peace has been given a seven day suspension for his vicious elbow to James Harden’s head that has shocked basketball fans and NBA officials alike. Well aware of the contradiction, immediately following after the game he went to the court house and had his name changed to “Metta World -You Wanna Piece of Me?”
TSA Screeners Charged with Drug Trafficking at LAX: Two current and two former Transportation Security Administration screeners have been charged with drug trafficking and bribery for allegedly allowing cocaine, speed and marijuana to pass through checkpoints at Los Angeles International Airport. Investigators say things were getting so bad that about the only thing these TSA screeners weren’t allowing to pass through their checkpoint were ticketed passengers.
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Census Shows Big Jump in Interracial Couples: Interracial partnering across the USA has reached record levels, according to 2010 Census data just released that reflect sharp increases in the percentages of people of different races who are married or live together. The Census Bureau points out that those figures have been seasonally adjusted in order to account for the numerous Kardashian romances.
Bird Strikes Pose Ongoing Danger to Aircraft: As birds continue to collide with planes in alarming numbers, the Federal Aviation Administration is working with the Agricultural Department and the Air Force to reduce the dangerous collisions. Sounds to me like who they really need to be consulting with is Alfred Hitchcock.
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Metta World Peace Throws Vicious Elbow: Metta World Peace has been given a seven day suspension for his vicious elbow to James Harden’s head that has shocked basketball fans and NBA officials alike. Well aware of the contradiction, immediately following after the game he went to the court house and had his name changed to “Metta World -You Wanna Piece of Me?”
TSA Screeners Charged with Drug Trafficking at LAX: Two current and two former Transportation Security Administration screeners have been charged with drug trafficking and bribery for allegedly allowing cocaine, speed and marijuana to pass through checkpoints at Los Angeles International Airport. Investigators say things were getting so bad that about the only thing these TSA screeners weren’t allowing to pass through their checkpoint were ticketed passengers.
http://www.johnnyrobish.com
Census Shows Big Jump in Interracial Couples: Interracial partnering across the USA has reached record levels, according to 2010 Census data just released that reflect sharp increases in the percentages of people of different races who are married or live together. The Census Bureau points out that those figures have been seasonally adjusted in order to account for the numerous Kardashian romances.
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