Posted by Bruce Sanborn on May 4, 2012 - 9:25am
Digger Bodd (aka Jeremy Winston) is the lead guitarist for the heavy metal band Katt Shitt, a band he says is on the verge of stardom, "...if only those assholes from the label would give us a million to record!" An aficionado of strippers, tats, drugs, guns and bargain vodka, the 29-year-old brags that the band has never, ever rehearsed. "It would take away from our spontaneity." As a result, he's really not sure how many songs the band knows, as he just plays lead whenever the spirit strikes him. He once launched into a coke-fueled solo that lasted 17 hours. When he finished, he was surprised to note that his band mates, the audience and even the bar staff had long since departed.
Bodd is originally from Idaho where his white supremacist parents were killed while mishandling fertilizer explosives. After bouncing from foster home to foster home, Digger made his way to Hollywood where he makes his living playing Spiderman in front of Grauman's Chinese Theater. "I don't do as well as some of the other guys. They're skinnier. But an old roomate had the costume and I gotta do something to bring in dough."
He is wondering if a career in pro-wrestling isn't in his future but laments the amount of physical activity that would require. "I'd probably have to work out 'n stuff." He's also thinking about breeding German Shepherds since he knows there's one on the third floor of his building and another down the block on Pico. "Just get 'em together and I could make some cash!"
Bodd became a fan of TBSB after seeing a gig we played at Joxer Daly's in Culver City. He can't really name any songs he likes but loves Gypsy Angel. "She's fucking hot! Way hotter than most strippers. She could make some good bucks stripping. I'd pay to watch her shake! Wooooooooo!"
Digger's dream is to simultaneously become the biggest heavy metal band in the world ("...bigger than Anthrax!"), make friends with a Columbian drug cartel that will give him a lifetime supply of cocaine and to become the CEO of Smith and Wesson ("They're the shit!"). Right now he's trying to raise money for an abortion for his girlfriend, Portia, who he's pretty sure he knocked up at that party last month at that dude's house that was so totally cool but really, she's kinda a slut and it could be anybodys.
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Bodd is originally from Idaho where his white supremacist parents were killed while mishandling fertilizer explosives. After bouncing from foster home to foster home, Digger made his way to Hollywood where he makes his living playing Spiderman in front of Grauman's Chinese Theater. "I don't do as well as some of the other guys. They're skinnier. But an old roomate had the costume and I gotta do something to bring in dough."
He is wondering if a career in pro-wrestling isn't in his future but laments the amount of physical activity that would require. "I'd probably have to work out 'n stuff." He's also thinking about breeding German Shepherds since he knows there's one on the third floor of his building and another down the block on Pico. "Just get 'em together and I could make some cash!"
Bodd became a fan of TBSB after seeing a gig we played at Joxer Daly's in Culver City. He can't really name any songs he likes but loves Gypsy Angel. "She's fucking hot! Way hotter than most strippers. She could make some good bucks stripping. I'd pay to watch her shake! Wooooooooo!"
Digger's dream is to simultaneously become the biggest heavy metal band in the world ("...bigger than Anthrax!"), make friends with a Columbian drug cartel that will give him a lifetime supply of cocaine and to become the CEO of Smith and Wesson ("They're the shit!"). Right now he's trying to raise money for an abortion for his girlfriend, Portia, who he's pretty sure he knocked up at that party last month at that dude's house that was so totally cool but really, she's kinda a slut and it could be anybodys.
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