Posted by Johnny Robish on October 21, 2012 - 10:30pm
LA Fitness Trainer Says He’s Dating Lindsay Lohan: A Los Angeles 25-year-old fitness trainer confirmed to the New York Daily News that he is dating Lindsay Lohan, calling himself the “best influence” she has right now. Perhaps, but at this point, she could hang out with someone like Jerry Sandusky and it would probably be an improvement.
Telemarketing Company Keeps Most Of Donations: According to a new investigation by Bloomberg Markets Magazine, a telemarketing company named InfoCision that solicits donations for several big-name charities is keeping most of the money raised and systematically lying about it to the public. Gee, hope all the money I donated to the National Athlete’s Foot Foundation didn’t go to waste.
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US Boys Entering Puberty Sooner: The American Academy of Pediatrics released a large-scale study revealing that boys in the United States are entering puberty sooner than historical counterparts. In related news, its being reported that porn industry stocks have just tripled in value.
Cat Discovers Ancient Roman Ruin: Mirko Curti was chasing his cat through the streets of his village when the animal disappeared into a cave on the side of a cliff and discovered that his pet had stumbled upon a tomb containing piles of bones and Roman urns dating from between the second century B.C. and the first century A.D. When asked how they determined the age of items at the site, archeologists said they used a CAT scan.
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Telemarketing Company Keeps Most Of Donations: According to a new investigation by Bloomberg Markets Magazine, a telemarketing company named InfoCision that solicits donations for several big-name charities is keeping most of the money raised and systematically lying about it to the public. Gee, hope all the money I donated to the National Athlete’s Foot Foundation didn’t go to waste.
http://www.johnnyrobish.com
US Boys Entering Puberty Sooner: The American Academy of Pediatrics released a large-scale study revealing that boys in the United States are entering puberty sooner than historical counterparts. In related news, its being reported that porn industry stocks have just tripled in value.
Cat Discovers Ancient Roman Ruin: Mirko Curti was chasing his cat through the streets of his village when the animal disappeared into a cave on the side of a cliff and discovered that his pet had stumbled upon a tomb containing piles of bones and Roman urns dating from between the second century B.C. and the first century A.D. When asked how they determined the age of items at the site, archeologists said they used a CAT scan.
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