Posted by Johnny Robish on October 7, 2012 - 9:00pm
La Brea Tar Pits Music Festival: The La Brea Tar Pits - a place where giant mammoths and saber-toothed tigers met their deaths after becoming swallowed up in tar - was once again a scene of music, food and fun as more than 1,000 people attended the 10th annual TarFest. Not to be outdone, rival music promoters say they are planning a giant concert for early next year to be held on top of quicksand.
Man Gets Suspended Sentence for Cooking on Eternal Flame: A Ukrainian court has handed down a suspended three-year prison sentence to a student who fried eggs over the eternal flame at a World War II memorial to protest against government policies. I can understand the court’s outrage. Fried eggs are extremely high in cholesterol.
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Ross Perot Says Country Ripe for a Takeover: In an interview for his new autobiography, former presidential contender and billionaire Ross Perot claims America is a sitting duck for an unnamed foreign invader and neither presidential candidate is the man to save the country. Perot then surprised the crowd by declaring his choice for president...Charlie Sheen.
Research on Mice Suggest New Fertility Treatments: Scientists have turned mouse skin cells into eggs that produced baby mice — a technique that, if successfully applied to humans, could someday allow women to stop worrying about the ticking of their biological clocks. Of course there’s a very strong probability that a child born under those circumstances will forever be asked “are you a man or a mouse?”
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FBI Agent Accused Of Using Tax Dollars For Prostitutes: An undercover FBI agent has been accused in court documents of spending U.S. taxpayer dollars on prostitutes in the Philippines during an international weapons trafficking probe last year. If this pattern continues, the agency may have to change its nickname from G-Men to G-Spot-Men.
Man Gets Suspended Sentence for Cooking on Eternal Flame: A Ukrainian court has handed down a suspended three-year prison sentence to a student who fried eggs over the eternal flame at a World War II memorial to protest against government policies. I can understand the court’s outrage. Fried eggs are extremely high in cholesterol.
http://www.johnnyrobish.com
Ross Perot Says Country Ripe for a Takeover: In an interview for his new autobiography, former presidential contender and billionaire Ross Perot claims America is a sitting duck for an unnamed foreign invader and neither presidential candidate is the man to save the country. Perot then surprised the crowd by declaring his choice for president...Charlie Sheen.
Research on Mice Suggest New Fertility Treatments: Scientists have turned mouse skin cells into eggs that produced baby mice — a technique that, if successfully applied to humans, could someday allow women to stop worrying about the ticking of their biological clocks. Of course there’s a very strong probability that a child born under those circumstances will forever be asked “are you a man or a mouse?”
http://www.johnnyrobish.com
FBI Agent Accused Of Using Tax Dollars For Prostitutes: An undercover FBI agent has been accused in court documents of spending U.S. taxpayer dollars on prostitutes in the Philippines during an international weapons trafficking probe last year. If this pattern continues, the agency may have to change its nickname from G-Men to G-Spot-Men.
