Posted by Johnny Robish on August 5, 2012 - 8:47pm
Eyes May Reveal Sexual Orientation: A newly released study found that a person’s eyes can reveal sexual orientation based upon pupil dilation. Which pretty much explains why John Travolta’s been wearing sunglasses these days.
LA Plastic Surgeon Arrested For Filming Undressed Patients: Dr. Lance Everett Wyatt, an LA doctor who marketed himself as a plastic surgeon for celebrities, was arrested on a $50,000 warrant for allegedly filming patients as they undressed and touching them in a way that was not medically necessary. In related news, a new poll found that the majority of adult males secretly hope that one day Kim Kardashian will touch them in a way that’s not medically necessary.
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Great White Protection Status Questioned: A recent fatal shark attack on Australia’s west coast has reignited debate over whether the great whites should remain a protected species. To be fair, the biggest opposition to renewing the great white’s protected status appears to be coming from seals.
Biggest Drought Since 1956: The drought gripping the United States is covering the widest area since 1956, according to new data released by the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration. Many are saying that this is the driest they’ve seen things since Charlie Sheen quit drinking.
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Massachusetts Doctor Wins Green Party’s Nomination: Massachusetts doctor Jill Stein, who ran against Mitt Romney for governor of that state a decade ago, has won the Green Party's presidential nomination. I intended to vote for the Green Party in the last election, but accidentally voted for the “Gangrene Party.” We can only hope that because Jill Stein is a medical doctor, she’ll be able to explain the difference.
LA Plastic Surgeon Arrested For Filming Undressed Patients: Dr. Lance Everett Wyatt, an LA doctor who marketed himself as a plastic surgeon for celebrities, was arrested on a $50,000 warrant for allegedly filming patients as they undressed and touching them in a way that was not medically necessary. In related news, a new poll found that the majority of adult males secretly hope that one day Kim Kardashian will touch them in a way that’s not medically necessary.
http://johnnyrobish.com
Great White Protection Status Questioned: A recent fatal shark attack on Australia’s west coast has reignited debate over whether the great whites should remain a protected species. To be fair, the biggest opposition to renewing the great white’s protected status appears to be coming from seals.
Biggest Drought Since 1956: The drought gripping the United States is covering the widest area since 1956, according to new data released by the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration. Many are saying that this is the driest they’ve seen things since Charlie Sheen quit drinking.
http://johnnyrobish.com
Massachusetts Doctor Wins Green Party’s Nomination: Massachusetts doctor Jill Stein, who ran against Mitt Romney for governor of that state a decade ago, has won the Green Party's presidential nomination. I intended to vote for the Green Party in the last election, but accidentally voted for the “Gangrene Party.” We can only hope that because Jill Stein is a medical doctor, she’ll be able to explain the difference.

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