Posted by Johnny Robish on August 8, 2012 - 9:26pm
Couple Orders TV, Receives Semi-Automatic Rifle Instead: In an odd turn of events, a Washington, D.C. couple who ordered a TV through Amazon, received a semi-automatic rifle instead. The couple figured either someone accidentally sent them a gun or this television has one hell of a remote.
Naked Randy Travis Gets DWI Charge: Country singer Randy Travis was reportedly buck naked and threatening to kill the officers who arrested him after being busted in Texas for DWI. Some fans are defending the singer, pointing out that if they looked like Randy Travis, they’d probably want to kill anyone who saw them naked too.
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Curiosity Sends First Color Photo: NASA’s new rover Curiosity has sent back its first color picture after landing on Mars. A NASA spokesperson says that if all goes as planned, we’ll be snapping more photos than a Japanese tourist at Disneyland.
Census Bureau Seeking to Redefine Race Classifications: The United States Census Bureau is seeking to redefine the way it classifies races in its surveys after many people felt limited or offended by their options available. Its about time! I never understood how “ugly, fat moron” could be considered a racial classification.
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Kim Kardashian Likes Being Kanye’s Perfect Bitch: Kim Kardashian says she is perfectly fine with having inspired her boyfriend Kanye West’s new song “Perfect Bitch,” adding that “I know he doesn’t mean it in a negative way when he says the word bitch.” That’s interesting, because a friend of mine recently called his girlfriend a “lying bitch,” but she didn’t seem to enjoy the reference quite as well.
Naked Randy Travis Gets DWI Charge: Country singer Randy Travis was reportedly buck naked and threatening to kill the officers who arrested him after being busted in Texas for DWI. Some fans are defending the singer, pointing out that if they looked like Randy Travis, they’d probably want to kill anyone who saw them naked too.
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Curiosity Sends First Color Photo: NASA’s new rover Curiosity has sent back its first color picture after landing on Mars. A NASA spokesperson says that if all goes as planned, we’ll be snapping more photos than a Japanese tourist at Disneyland.
Census Bureau Seeking to Redefine Race Classifications: The United States Census Bureau is seeking to redefine the way it classifies races in its surveys after many people felt limited or offended by their options available. Its about time! I never understood how “ugly, fat moron” could be considered a racial classification.
http://www.johnnyrobish.com
Kim Kardashian Likes Being Kanye’s Perfect Bitch: Kim Kardashian says she is perfectly fine with having inspired her boyfriend Kanye West’s new song “Perfect Bitch,” adding that “I know he doesn’t mean it in a negative way when he says the word bitch.” That’s interesting, because a friend of mine recently called his girlfriend a “lying bitch,” but she didn’t seem to enjoy the reference quite as well.
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