Cell Phone Ban

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Posted by Johnny Robish on June 10, 2012 - 3:53am
Cell Phone Ban: The Maui County Council has just voted to ban the use of cell phones while driving. To overcome this injustice, I have decided to install a landline in my car. In addition, I also plan to have a fax machine installed in the trunk which could come in very handy if I’m ever camping and there's no toilet paper available. I'll simply call up a friend and ask them to “fax me something.”

Cell Phone Ban

Big-Boned?: A new report says that more than 30% of the population of the South are obese. Yet another example of the ever-expanding Mason-Dixon line.

Cell Phone Ban

Help for Addicts: A new study reports that an epilepsy drug may help addicts kick the cocaine habit. This gives new meaning to the term “kicking the habit.”

Comments (2)

A shock that 30% of the South is obese. Look at their diet and their commitment to fast food. Maybe we should have let them secede 250 years ago because then they wouldn' t be dragging down our healthcare costs now.
Hey, I'm with you on that! I've said that exact thing for years.