99 Cents Only Store Coming to Beverly Hills

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Posted by Johnny Robish on October 12, 2012 - 8:37pm
99 Cents Only Store Coming to Beverly Hills: Discount chain 99 Cents Only Stores says it is looking for a location on Beverly Hills’ famed Rodeo Drive. Which makes a lot of sense when you figure that you’d probably have to shell out about $20 for parking to shop at a 99 Cent Store.

House-Size Asteroid Comes Closer to Earth: NASA says a newfound asteroid the size of a house will fly closer to Earth than the moon, but poses no danger of impacting our planet. Upon hearing the asteroid compared to a house, both Chase and Bank of America filed to see if there was any possible way to foreclose on it.

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Planet Made of Diamonds Discovered: Scientists have discovered an alien super-Earth named “55 Cancri E” that is thought to be made of diamonds. In related news, the Kardashians announced they’ve decided to become astronauts.

Rich Dad, Poor Dad Author Bankrupt: Robert Kiyosaki, author of the bestselling "Rich Dad, Poor Dad" series, reportedly has filed for Chapter 7 bankruptcy protection. Guess we need not ask which dad he is.

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Secret Service Officer Arrested After Passing Out: In the latest embarrassing spectacle for the Secret Service, one of its officers was found passed out-drunk on a Miami street corner less than 12 hours after President Barack left the city following a day trip to campaign. Fellow Secret Service agents say its disgraceful that an agent would pass out drunk before he had a chance to find himself a hooker.